Hilfe! Apua! Help!
I will not buy any clothes with flowers in it. That's a big NO for me. No means no.
I've never really liked them, why start now?
A few years back at this very same time of season, in THE stores there were a lot of clothes with little flower patterns and I accidently (hah, is there such a thing when buying clothes?) bought one shirt with the cutest (at that time...) little blue flowers in it. And it had the perfect model with sleeves that could be easily rolled up and wearing a longsleeved t-shirt under would make it look perfect... After wearing it for an hour at the office for the next day (in early March) I realized it was HIDIOUS, HORRIBLE, TERRIBLE, AWFUL, GHASTLY just BAD not my style. Allthough I am no style police - far from that - but I could tell it was a huge mistake! This flower pattern can't really look good on anyone or at least on me! Sorry Hyacinth.
I will start convincing myself when browsing through magazines next time... hmm... will start... Well, really those flower patterns look ridiculous. So, hopefully I remember this decission even tomorrow.
I will not buy any clothes with flowers in it. Never.
I promise. Not now, not next year, not even when I'm in Thailand or in Greece or in France or in England or in Germany. Not a single cute little dress with flower pattern! Including all colours.
It is not my style. I don't like it, I don't want it, I don't need it and mostly my family, friends, co-workers, fellow citizens don't wanna see me with flower pattern clothes. I will have lots of flowers in my garden soon...ish. That's enough.
I will forget flower dresses, shirts, pants, jackets, coats... even socks. Now.
Also other silly patterns are NOT allowed for me, strawberries, berries in general, icecreams, vegetables etc.... just no. They are bad. Nice to eat bad for wearing.
Kukkaiskevät! Ei. Ei. Ei. Ei.
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